MoistCr1TiKaL's Hitman Meme Attempt Goes Horribly Wrong

The homing briefcase in Hitman is a god-tier weapon. It's supposed to be a guaranteed knockout, a heat-seeking missile of pure leather and corporate documents. The plan was simple: walk in, lock on, and send some poor sap to dreamland with a concussion. It's a classic meme for a reason—it's supposed to be foolproof. But 'foolproof' is a term that severely underestimates my capacity for catastrophic failure. My throw had the trajectory of a drunken moth. Instead of connecting with the target's skull, the briefcase ricocheted off a wall, took out a priceless vase, and alerted every single guard on the continent. The target, who was seconds from being decommissioned, just stared in utter confusion before sprinting away. This is peak penguinz0 gameplay: a flawless plan on paper executed with the grace of a hippo on a tightrope. All the stealth and precision of a tactical genius went right out the window in favor of pure, unadulterated chaos. What followed wasn't a stealth mission; it was a Benny Hill chase scene. I'm not sure moistcr1tikal was ever cut out for the silent assassin life, but it's a hell of a lot more entertaining to watch him flail. This whole clip is a masterclass in how to turn a guaranteed kill into a five-star alert level in under ten seconds. The briefcase is probably still orbiting the Earth somewhere. If you want to see how *not* to play Hitman, this is the definitive guide.