Penguinz0 Reacts to the Ultimate Thief Fail Ceiling Escape

This has to be one of the most pathetic escape attempts ever caught on camera. The guy's grand strategy was apparently to ascend into the heavens through a single ceiling tile like he's being raptured out of a convenience store. He tosses up a rope that looks like it couldn't support a hamster, and with the athletic grace of a wet noodle, heaves himself upward. Unsurprisingly, the ceiling immediately disintegrates and he just plummets back to Earth, legs flailing like a cartoon character. It's a spectacular failure right out of the gate, the kind of plan that only makes sense after way too many energy drinks. You can see the exact moment his confidence shatters. The truly legendary part, the detail that elevates this from a simple fail to a masterpiece of stupidity, is that he tries it *again*. The sheer, unadulterated confidence to look at his shattered plan, the new skylight in the ceiling, the pile of debris on the floor, and think, 'Nah, I got this the second time,' is genuinely breathtaking. He repositions, grabs the flimsy rope, and once more, gravity just completely rejects him. As penguinz0 points out, it’s an even more embarrassing fall than the first. You can practically hear the store clerk sighing from off-camera, probably just feeling pity at this point. After his second catastrophic failure to become Spider-Man, he just sort of gives up and awkwardly waddles away, his dreams of a clean getaway in shambles. There's no dignity left. All that planning, all that effort, just to get owned by a ceiling twice in a row. It’s an absolute masterclass in how not to commit a crime. Watching MoistCr1TiKaL break down the sheer incompetence on display is the only way to truly appreciate this clip. This entire sequence is a beautiful disaster, from the terrible rope to the final, pathetic retreat, proving that some people are just not cut out for this line of work.