MoistCr1TiKaL Loses Patience With Woman in Hitman Line

The entire Hitman contract is hinging on this one moment. I'm deep in enemy territory, disguised, one step away from the target, and my greatest obstacle is a woman who seems to be pondering the entire universe's existence instead of just moving one foot forward in a line. This is peak game design. You spend hours planning the perfect silent assassination, only to be completely stonewalled by an NPC who has decided this specific spot is the perfect place for a brief existential crisis. All the gadgets and guns in the world mean nothing here. My patience is wearing thinner than Agent 47's hairline. Every second she stands there, the risk of getting spotted skyrockets. Do I try to nudge past her? Is that a crime in the Hitman universe? I'm pretty sure I can legally snap a guy's neck with a fish, but shoving a lady in a queue might be where the game draws the line. This is the kind of jank that makes you question everything. I'm just trying to do my job here, and this one person is the ultimate, unkillable roadblock. The pure agony of this moment, as highlighted by penguinz0, is something every gamer understands on a spiritual level. Honestly, I'm not even mad at the mission anymore; I'm just captivated by this woman's absolute power. She holds the fate of my entire operation in her hands and she doesn't even know it. This whole clip is a masterclass in anticlimax. You tune in for high-stakes stealth action from moistcr1tikal and instead you get a painfully relatable lesson in the horrors of waiting in line. Forget the main target, this lady is the real final boss of the level, and she is absolutely unbeatable.